[Doctor 1:]
So tell me about the patient
[Doctor 2:]
The patient just arrived a minute ago. His vital signs are very, very low. No exit or entry wounds. We don't understand why he's dying
[Doctor 1:]
Was he ever conscience?
[Doctor 2:]
Yes, he was conscience
[Doctor 1:]
Did you find out if he was allergic to any anesthesia or medications at that time?
[Doctor 2:]
No, sir we didn't, but he had several controlled substances in his system right now. Coke, marijuana, codeine, uppers and downers, alcohol, everything
[Doctor 1:]
Wow, and he didn't OD?
[Doctor 2:]
No
[Doctor 1:]
Any paraphernalia on the patient to clue us in on why he might be in this predicament?
[Doctor 2:]
No, sir. All he had was condoms and an excessive amount of cash rolled up in rubber bands and a wallet
[Doctor 1:]
A wallet?
[Doctor 2:]
Yes
[Doctor 1:]
Any ID?
[Doctor 2:]
Yes, he has ID sir
[Doctor 1:]
What's his name?
[Doctor 2:]
First name Hip. Last name Hop
[Doctor 1:]
We're losing him!
Clear! (sound of a defibrillator)
Clear! (sound of a defibrillator)
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